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Letter of Complaint

1200 Rollingridge way
Bloomington, In 47408

August 30, 2007

Mr. Willy Wonka
Factory owner
Willy Wonka’s Candy Factory
777 W. Sweet dr.
Friendship, Maine 24268

Dear Mr. Wonka

On December 25, 2006 I purchased a package of your full course chewing gum for my 12 year old daughter. After chewing the gum she was swollen like balloon, and a shade of bluish purple, just before her transformation she said that the gum tasted like blueberry pie. I am assuming that this would make your product defective.

I took, the package of gum, and my daughter to your customer service counter on December 26, 2006. The umplumpa on duty told me that I would not get my money back, and that my daughter would have to be pumped to let the juice out. Because of this incident, I will not be purchasing your company product in the future.

If there are any questions regarding this letter I can be reached on my cell phone on any evenings: 812-340-0807.

Sincerely,



Liana Vela

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